This is a Male-to-Male jack for audio.
The next part's simple, no Batman assassinations necessary!
First, locate the Sound Recorder application (for current Windows versions, start > Sound Recorder). You can pick a third party app if you want, but this is just out of the box Windows we're dealing with here.
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A quick tip though: when you begin recording, make sure your sound is up at least to 80 % and that you click "record" on the sound recorder BEFORE you click play on your clip.
Once it is recorded, save it, etc. Go to your Gmail account and add the sound as an attachment to the e-mail, with the adressee field filled with <yournumber>@vzwpix.com (for verizon wireless customers). Not sure how to send it to your phone? Have your phone send a picture to your e-mail first, then just reply.
Already have the full clip without needing to record? You get to skip the recording parts!
Ta-daa! Now go irritate your friends and aquaintences with sound clips you thought were funny at 2 in the morning.